let us take a moment to admire the handsome gorgeous sculpted in marble beauty of everybody’s favourite charmer
that is the xenomorph scout
If you woke up this morning and thought “I need a gif of Reggie Fils-Aime preparing his pancakes” well I have you covered buddy.
Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…
No worries, that’s a Bobbit Worm. They live on the ocean floor, and unless you’re able to withstand a ton of pressure, you likely wouldn’t have your toesies nipped off by one since they live deeper than people walk on the ocean floor.
Bobbit Worms are kinda cool. And they were named after Laurena Bobbit, who cut off her abusive husband’s penis and threw it out of her car window as she drove off.
THIS IS WHY YOU BECOME A MARINE BIOLOGIST. YOU GET TO FIND NEAT SHIT IN THE OCEAN AND GIVE IT UTTERLY BATSHIT INSANE NAMES.
"PIG BUTT WORM"
"PING-PONG TREE SPONGE"
"PIMPLE OF THE UNDER WORLD"
DEEP SEA CRITTER NAMES ARE THE BEST THINGS EVER
A gem from the car museum.
danchous who think they’re deep but aren’t really
Asian male apology game = tight.
laughed so fuckin hard at the fuckin breakdancer
I’ll be sure to keep an eye out for whatever the hell that is.
this was all i could think of
This is awkward
Bombur was poorly represented in the new poster so I made a couple alterations.
pls stop forgetting him