commander shepard: i never said i got my license to drive the mako. i said i HAD a license to drive the mako. it's a metaphor.
garrus vakarian: shepard that's not what a metaphor means
commander shepard: get in the killing thing but don't let it kill you, garrus

freewlfi:

superhighschoolleveluguu:

cutbu:

read more comics

#I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE INSPIRATIONAL

it WAS inspirational

prguitarman:

pricklylegs:

Deserved it!
video

Yup

prguitarman:

pricklylegs:

Deserved it!

video

Yup

bagmilk:

what kind of name is janice

bagmilk:

what kind of name is janice

becausejensenackles:

I feel like I should have seen that coming.

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

rabbit-just-ate-your-laptop:

youcanstayinmyheart:

passion:

is that sudowoodo

I LAUGHED SO HARD I MADE MYSELF CRY

the ol razzle dazzle

rabbit-just-ate-your-laptop:

youcanstayinmyheart:

passion:

is that sudowoodo

I LAUGHED SO HARD I MADE MYSELF CRY

the ol razzle dazzle

awesomestlonereva:

still not over it

rodack:

servbot42:

chevalierdog:

nintendo-64:

i never thought I’d see ytp on my school’s walls but today it is different

impeach carson walker

ELECT THIS MAN

i hope carson walker survives a failed assassination attempt fucking youtube piece of shit

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

gokuderes:

when your notp is the most popular ship in the fandom

image

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

2dcc:

take me to a museum. kiss me on the steps. shove the Mona Lisa up my ass